I do NOT condone senseless violence of any kind. However, if someone feels they are being harassed, bullied, and/or threatened--learning self defense is certainly not out of the question.
***DISCLAIMER***
That is why I am graciously offering Kyle a free self defense class. The following is from the sacred ancient art of Kitty Whup Azz.
Contrary to conventional thinking, opening up an ice cold 24 ounce can of Whup Azz is actually a win-win for both parties involved.
It is a win for Kyle because she will feel confident regarding her ability to defend herself during future Poker Nights from Hell...
...and, it is a win for Brandi because once she experiences being on the receiving end of the Whup Azz, she will better appreciate the importance of keeping her wine clutching hands to herself.
Kyle, you stated that Brandi’s aggression and height is a concern. Here is a special technique I have designed especially for you. Next time you and Brandi are out back near someone’s garage fighting over your sister Kim, don’t cry, take your shoes off, and run. Keep your shoes on. You will need them to achieve optimum results.
First, face Brandi. And then, hoist your stubby little leg up and kick Brandi in the cooch. Height disparity is no longer a factor. Fight is over.
This concludes your lesson in the ancient art of Kitty Whup Azz.