Kyle, Kim, and Brandi have a good ol' fashioned knee slapping gut busting belly laugh at Lisa's expense. They believe Lisa's faint during her #DWTS rehearsal (and by the way, Gleb is fine as wine) was faked. Brandi informs Lisa that some of the girls are not believing it it was real, but Brandi forgot to snitch on herself and tell Lisa that she was yukking it up with Kim and Kyle too. But don't include Joyce! She gleefully squeals, a zillion times, "I haven't seen it yet! I haven't seen it! I want to see it! I haven't seen it!" Holy cow.
Everyone is enjoying coffee in Carlton's beautiful garden. At this point the ladies are aware that Carlton is a witch. And, it's not a stretch to deduce that witches perform rituals and spells--commonly known as "witchcraft". Kyle must have had a dig attack and couldn't resist getting one in before lunch. She asks Carlton, "Have you ever explored with witchcraft?" That's equivalent to asking someone who is known for backpacking throughout Europe during their summer holiday, "Have you ever explored with hitch hiking?" Carlton is a far better hostess than I. She handles the ridiculous question with grace. I on the other hand would have asked Kyle, "Have you ever explored with having to deal with being thrown out on your arse at a lunch before you even stepped foot though the front door?" Um hum.
Lunch is served and the drinking, eating, and cheating accusations begin---but Kyle tries one more time. She puts her FBI, CIA, CSI, SVU caps on and begins hurling a litany of questions at Carlton.
In the coming episodes, lies and betrayal will be exposed and revealed. Unanswered questions will be answered: How does Kyle and really good C U Next Tuesday Brandi become glued to the hip? What triggers some of the ladies to suddenly flip flavours on Lisa? This town is crazier than me on 7 shots of catnip mead. (((Puuuuurrr)))