Isn’t this where Andy then turns to Brandi and says, “Lisa says she never lived in Calabasas, but she has bought and sold property there”. That’s the Andy I’m used to seeing—the mediator of conflicting views.
But the Andy last night actually added fuel to the Calabasas fire by talking over Lisa whilst throwing in wisecracks like,“Is there something bad about living in Calabasas?” “Don’t the Kardashians live in Calabasas?” And then he laughs as he hears about other famous people who live there--totally dismissing Lisa’s point.
Unsurprisingly, Brandi and Joyce had a brief showdown and it became evident straight away that Brandi was NO match--as I predicted in my February blog entitled Reunion Show Recap. Dirty Birdie Brandi tried to lie her way out of the fact that she DID trash talk Lisa to Joyce.
Brandi's version of events of the Hair Flipping Incident is in stark contrast to Joyce’s. Brandi told Andy, “I called Joyce and said that Lisa is very, very sensitive. So, it’s better not to let this get out of hand…and just take her away one on one and just talk to her.”
Joyce’s version, “What REALLY happened was […] Brandi says, ‘wow, Lisa was so rude to you.’ Then she clearly said, ‘Lisa can give criticism but she can’t take it, so I’m just calling you to warn you about it.’ ”
Stone Cold Busted Brandi tried to weasel and snake her way out of it by deflecting and twisting Joyce’s words. But guess what, it didn't work.
Brandi maintained, “I tell everyone everything unless they tell me not to.” I guess Brandi’s dad didn’t get that memo as Broadcast Brandi blabbed in her book about her dad’s drug dealing past. What is obviously private and off limits to most is naturally privy to the public according to Brandi’s train of thought. Yeah. OK.
Later in the reunion show, Lisa’s fainting on DWTS is brought up. First, I have to say that I was shocked, worried, and sadden when I saw her faint--but evidently Brandi, Kyle, and Kim thought it was a gut bustin’ knee slappin’ hoot as they embarked on a Lisa Faked the Faint campaign. It’s pretty shady that Brandi poked fun at Lisa (behind her back) during the limo ride to Palm Springs, but then scurried and hurried to get to her to rat-out Kyle and Kim for doing the same. During the reunion we learned of Lisa’s brain scans for dizziness, her stay in hospital for a week for inner ear problems, black outs, and low blood pressure. My heart went out to her as I don’t want anything to happen to Lisa (and she’s so bloody hard working).
Lisa said that she could very well faint again because it’s “touch and go”. I was disgusted to see Brandi and Kim laugh and then Brandi quipped, “I’ll get the paddles, don’t worry”. Good thing Kung Fu Kitty wasn't at the reunion. Right then and there Scum Bag Brandi would have caught a fast and furious triple backhand to her botoxed packed cheeks.
Part two of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Reunion Show airs Monday March 24. All I can say is I’m glad this season is over and I hope Andy’s objectivity returns. Lastly, I also hope for the show to return to its origins of fun and the showcasing of the glamourous Beverly Hills lifestyle because this season stunk to the high heavens.